![]() 05/04/2016 at 22:50 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The will of the people demands Jake for General Secretary of OPPO. Adidas track suits for everyone, even the gopniks(looking at you HondaBro)! Vote for Jake for 100% more Slav Squats!
![]() 05/04/2016 at 22:54 |
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NEVER! EMBRACE THE YUGE REVOLUTION
![]() 05/04/2016 at 22:56 |
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General secretary, I’m pretty sure, is below Supreme Leader or Presidemt (the former I’ll use cuz it sounds cooler). I’ll put you into office, using the immense money generated by the blood of my electoral foes
![]() 05/04/2016 at 23:21 |
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I got dibs on party chairman!
But on the Adidas tracksuits. Listen, I’ve already got a lot of money invested in Nike and Jordan tracksuits so...all I’m saying is...Nike is better and I own a Nike Flight velour tracksuit and that would be far cooler as mandatory party dress at the nuke parade through the square.
But that’s just me.
![]() 05/05/2016 at 01:22 |
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Back when Lenin was still in control of the communist party, a young Joseph Stalin held the rank/position of General Secretary. When Lenin died and Stalin took control of the party, he took the title of General Secretary with him. After that the supreme leader of the USSR was known as General Secretary.
![]() 05/05/2016 at 01:23 |
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You are sentenced to ABC GULAG. 100000 Slav squats while balancing a bucket of pentosin on your head!
![]() 05/05/2016 at 03:00 |
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Tell you what, I’ll split the difference with you. We’ll put a couple of 5 quart Pentosin jugs on the roof and run a rodeo for 5 or 10 minutes. Hll, you can probably make ABC do something that looks like a Hopak if you so desired! Get the rear down and alternate between the fronts.
![]() 05/05/2016 at 08:10 |
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Sounds good to me !
![]() 05/06/2016 at 20:04 |
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“dont vote for me, vote for that other guy, and then GET OFF MY LAWN!”